3 definitions by The Dean 88

An ejaculation of 100% perfect seed, of German origin, that shines silver when reached by pure sunlight.
I used my Über Jizz to earn myself a million bucks at the Cum Bank!
by The Dean 88 November 2, 2009
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An abnormally red penis that produces enough seed, of Dutch speaking origin, to put out a small house fire.
My girl got too hot so I cooled her off with my Flemish Fire Truck!
by The Dean 88 November 2, 2009
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To prevent yourself from ejaculating for 2 months, then applying tartar sauce to the head of your penis. Then masturbating with a condom on over the sauce. Before you finish you cut the rubber so it's just on you head. You then place a yamaka on your hard head and use the power of your love fuel to project it at any given target.
Dude, I fired my Hebrew Handcannon clear across the street last night!
by The Dean 88 November 2, 2009
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