5 definitions by The Darkone

coon slayer

1. One who murders black people
2. One who only fucks black people
3. One who has many black friends

1: Oh my god! THAT MAN IS A COON SLAYER!
2. Damn, I think dis nigga be a coon slayer
3. But... He's white?

by The Darkone January 1, 2016

Fuelfuck

In order for one to properly fuelfuck, he/she will need:
A tractor
A jug of oil
A strap-on (if a female is included)

1. Verb - Fuelfuck - One participant will ride the other on the seat of a tractor while slowly pouring the oil onto their heads during sex
(with strap-on) - Same shit only the female is sitting on the seat

by The Darkone November 14, 2016

Durglar

A sneaky burglar who robs men of their dicks.

Winston: Why don't I have a penis?
Durglar: HAHA! I stole yo dick foo!

by The Darkone November 14, 2016

Monkey Fish

"Monkey Fish", the statement used when a person successfully lands a small goldfish cracker in-between a monkey's ass cheeks at a zoo.

Owen: Yo bro, I'm finna Monkey Fish that ape.
Ralph: Bro do it, no balls.

by The Darkone November 14, 2016

Numb Luck

When you hurt yourself in such a terrible way that you'd be lucky if you went numb.

Ryan closed the door, unaware that a yeti had just broke all of his fingernails back, as well as snapped both of his legs into right angles to the sides. The yeti then bashed Ryan's skull in the door 8 times, causing Ryan to spit up blood and 4 teeth. Ryan couldn't feel anything from the neck down after the yeti had broken his spine.
"Haha, I guess you could say this was Numb Luck! Ha!" Mumbled Ryan.

by The Darkone November 14, 2016