6 definitions by The Dankster #87
Josh Isaacs is a mega mega hottie.
by The Dankster #87 October 1, 2019
The most amazing, sexy, beautiful, awesome, and intelligent male being in the entirety of reality in any plane of existence. He also has the thiccest booty.
I pray to my lord and savior Caulyn Gross every night in hopes he will grace me with his divine and all powerful presence.
by The Dankster #87 September 23, 2019
"GARREN;" I'll be right back! is when Garren Benfield's father shouts his name and the beats his mic up with a bat or some shit, then fucking leaves for 5 million years and finally comes back onto xbox chat 1 eternity later.
"GGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" Oh god, it arrives. *nuclear explosion* "I'll be right back!"............. "Ok I'm back." "GARREN; I'll be right back!"
by The Dankster #87 October 10, 2019
Scratch Caulyn being the most bestest boiyo thick booty man ever, that title goes to Randy I'm mean look at him, Jesus Christ he's too fucking hot man.
I once gave Randy Nixon my Russian Ushanka with a hammer and sickle pin and he almost made me flood the entire universe with cum, holy shit, I'm just thinking about it again and I'm bout to erupt jizz everywhere.
by The Dankster #87 September 24, 2019
A Halloweenaboo is a fagtard like Garren Benfield that is obsessed with the fucking Halloween horror movie franchise.
He is a little nerdy downtard so that moron eats this kinda shit up, cuz' he's a little dumbass thorn in my anus.
It's a play on the word Weeaboo if you didn't pick up the joke.
He is a little nerdy downtard so that moron eats this kinda shit up, cuz' he's a little dumbass thorn in my anus.
It's a play on the word Weeaboo if you didn't pick up the joke.
I was just minding my business playing with Gus until the downtard Garren joined and ruined our time playing games by saying how much he wanted to suck Jamie Lee Curtis' cock. Then I told everyone, Garren Included, that he is a mother hunching halloweenaboo which no one picked up that joke cuz' they're rarted.
by The Dankster #87 September 25, 2019
A hackuh is what every child in the online gaming world likes to blame for losing or anything along those lines.
by The Dankster #87 October 2, 2019