4 definitions by The Commodores

Seattle Sidewinder

First pour hot Starbucks coffee into a womens vagina then add your favorite brand of sugar. You then precede to fuck her until you both add your own special cremes. Semen vaginal secretions. Pour into a mug and enjoy!

Its so cold out, i wish we could make some Seattle Sidewinders to keep us warm.

by The Commodores December 25, 2009

Gabs

Synonym for vagina. A slang term signifying female genitalia in the manner in which it is to be used by a man.

Im horny, lets go pick up some gabs.

by The Commodores December 25, 2009

Miami Misfits

A group of black men prescribed by doctors to young girls whos vaginas are too tight for tampons. The Misfits then use their large penis to widen the vaginal canal.

Doctor:"I think your gonna need one long night with the Miami Misfits to widen that birth canal."

by The Commodores December 25, 2009

Fruit bat

When a young man cuts his hand before he masturbates to recreate the feeling of popping a cherry.

I fruit batted this morning to that virgin sara. It reminded me of our future first time.

by The Commodores June 4, 2012