1 definition by The "husband"

A large-breasted hypochondriac with bad luck, known for donating beautifully curly hair and her abilities to please countless numbers of men.
"There was a Marni at the pub last night, so you know I woke up happy today."

"She pulled a Marni and ended up hemorrhaging in my car."

"My weekend was so Marni- after I started going into anaphylactic shock, I was hit by a car being driven by the man who stood me up!"
by The "husband" April 9, 2009
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