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The Hobbit when he's Horny
Bilbo Baggins? Ha! More like...

DILDO SHAGGINS!!! BOOYAH!

(gets analy penatrated)
by Thatguyinyourshed. November 25, 2016
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Vry vry shexey individiual with a huge pinkie
Oh you shexey but your not a byron talbot
by Thatguyinyourshed. January 16, 2018
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This guy I know. He called himself the Flabbinator coz he thinks he's a super fat super hero. I'd just go with it if I were you...
"Ordinarily, he is Fewis Loulds, but when the Fat Signal shines in the sky, he becomes; The Flabbinator! Protecting the city from criminals and salads alike!"
by Thatguyinyourshed. April 25, 2017
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When a bird takes a shit on Mt. Rushmore.
As the family looked out at Mt. Rushmore, a bird flew overhead and took a shit on the mountain. The boy saw this and said; "Mom, that bird made it Mt. Shitmore."
by Thatguyinyourshed. December 11, 2016
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