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Brisbane State High School is a partially selective, co-educational, state secondary school, located in South Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. It is a member of the Great Public Schools Association of Queensland, and the Queensland Girls' Secondary Schools Sports Association. As of 2017, the school has 3,190 students, second only to Varsity Lakes Senior School on the Gold Coast. Since the school's fantastic academic record, it has become the flagship school of the department of education and thus, directed a lot of the budget to itself. It has problems of people cheating to get their child into the school and as a result, State High has been performing a crackdown on that activity. Its rival school is supposed to be Coorparoo Secondary College, but due to a large amount of Coorparoo's funding going to State High, that rivalry is very much overlooked. State High also provides a record number of 1200 scholarships.
I go to BSHS.

My mum rented a place in west end for a month so I could get into Brisbane State High School (BSHS).

We're taking on State High this week, not keen.
by That Scoalable Guy November 30, 2018
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A Bulimba Mum, or as the north side of Brisbane calls them, New Farm Mum, is a mother who naturally marries a young man, bound to be successful. These mother's drive range rovers, give their children posh names and send them to either Somerville House of The Anglican Church Grammar School (Churchie). The name "Bulimba" comes from the south side suburb of Bulimba, in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. The suburb is believed to be the wealthiest in the south side, and hence, is associated with these wealthy mothers. Although these mothers are thought to be privileged, the public perception on them is slowly changing to one of respect. Many believe these mothers are solely responsible for creating and raising the elite and aristocracy of Australia, and therefore, are responsible for creating the bright future Australia is bound to have. A Bulimba Mum is an insult and a compliment at the same time.
She is such a Bulimba Mum.

Oh, nah yeah, my mum is a total Bulimba Mum.

What's my chosen career path? Well obviously a Bulimba Mum.
by That Scoalable Guy November 28, 2018
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A New Farm Mum, or as the south side of Brisbane calls them, a Bulimba Mum, is a mother who naturally marries a young man, bound to be successful. These mother's drive range rovers, give their children posh names and send them to either All Hallow’s School or St. Joseph’s College, Gregory Terrace. The name "New Farm” comes from the north side suburb of New Farm, in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. The suburb is believed to be the wealthiest in the north side, and hence, is associated with these wealthy mothers. Although these mothers are thought to be privileged, the public perception on them is slowly changing to one of respect. Many believe these mothers are solely responsible for creating and raising the elite and aristocracy of Australia, and therefore, are responsible for creating the bright future Australia is bound to have. A New Farm Mum is an insult and a compliment at the same time.
She is such a New Farm Mum.

Oh, nah yeah, my mum is a total New Farm Mum.

What’s my chosen career path? Well obviously a New Farm Mum.
by That Scoalable Guy November 29, 2018
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St Joseph's College, Gregory Terrace is a Greater Public Schools private, Catholic, day school for boys only, located in Spring Hill, an inner suburb of Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. Gregory Terrace, or just Terrace, as it's known for short, is the cheapest of the elite GPS schools (excluding Brisbane State High School (BSHS) and yet offers what is considered to be the best education out of all of them. Terrace consistently performs above every other school in the state except for the extremely expensive Brisbane Grammar School, in which they perform of equal standing. As of 2018, fees start at $15,000. The school is famous or being "well rounded," as it performs very well in all three areas. for example, along with its sister school, All Hallow's School, every year, the choirs from both schools travel to Gallipoli, Turkey, to perform as the primary choir at the ANZAC service, that is televised around Australia every ANZAC day. Terrace neither falls short in the sports department, having what is arguably the best playing grounds in the country. The Tennyson Playing Grounds come equipped with a large grandstand, a large HD screen to broadcast the games at play and, what must be the pride of the school, the rowing shed. This rowing shed is the largest in the southern hemisphere. Among other things, Terrace is an extremely well performing school.
Yeah I go to GT

I'm from St Joseph's College, Gregory Terrace. The one in the city.

I go to Terrace, we're the ones that wear red and black.
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Brisbane Grammar School is an independent, non-denominational, day and boarding school for boys, located in Spring Hill, an inner suburb of Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. It is the oldest secondary boys school in Brisbane. Some of the Brisbane Grammar School Buildings are listed on the Queensland Heritage Register. The school is famously the best at academic performance in the state, only matching with its rival school, St Joseph's College, Gregory Terrace, which happens to be on the same street. Its sister school, Brisbane Girls Grammar School, is directly next to Brisbane Grammar. Brisbane Grammar is also part of the Greater Public Schools system. A system of Queensland's most elite boys schools (excluding Brisbane State High School (BSHS), which is co-educational). Brisbane Grammar School is also the most expensive school in the state, and the 10th most expensive in the country, with fees starting at around $30,000, as of 2018.
Yeah I go to BGS

I just got a scholarship from Brisbane Grammar School!
by That Scoalable Guy November 29, 2018
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All Hallows' School is a Catholic day school for girls, located in Fortitude Valley, close to the central business district of Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. Founded in 1861, the school follows in the tradition of the Irish Sisters of Mercy, and caters for over 1,550 girls from Years five to 12. The school is said to be the most elite and well performing girls catholic school in the state, second only to Brisbane Girls Grammar School. All Hallows performs at the Gallipoli choir on Anzac day with its brother school, St Joseph's College, Gregory Terrace. All Hallows also is the oldest secondary school in Queensland.
I go to AHS.

The school next to the storey bridge, surrounded by skyscrapers, that's All Hallow's School.

I just got invited to the All Hallows Semi-Formal.
by That Scoalable Guy November 29, 2018
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