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The cutest and best pairing ever, the relationship between Spyro and Elora from the Spyro The Dragon game series. Even though Spyro is a dragon and Elora is a faun (you dork), it works, because they are both so cute and awesome, and have amazing chemistry. They are my otp, and I ship them to the ends of the earth. You will never see a cuter couple. Well, except for Dennis and Winne, but that's a whole different fandom.....
Who needs Bellarke or Wayhaught when you have Spylora? Spyro loves Elora so much, he would fight a hundred Riptos just to see her smile.
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Bella Ramsey is an adorable 15 year old English actress, best known for playing Lyanna Mormont in Game Of Thrones, Mildred Hubble in The Worst Witch, and the titular protagonist in Hilda. Despite her young age, she is amazingly talented, and absolutely adorable to boot. Whether she's befriending magical creatures as Hilda, or screwing up spells and subsequently saving the day as Mildred, you can't help but fall in love with her. When she laughs you will laugh, and when she cries, YOU will find yourself crying too.
Mildred Hubble may be the worst witch in the history of Cackle's, but Bella Ramsey is indubitably the best kid actress from England since Emma Watson.
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Characteristic of or reminiscent of the works of author Lemony Snicket. Similar to Kafkaesque, but more surreal, and may or may not include: Shady or morally ambiguous characters, people talking in code, greedy villains after your fortune, big words being used and/or defined, being obsessed with the latest 'in' items, and one bad day turning into a series of unfortunate events.
Person 1: So how's it going since you got the job at the software company?

Person 2: Terrible!!! My boss is a dick, I had to work double shifts twice cause some assholes didn't show up, the company is cutting budgets, and also I got wrongfully accused of harassment. My life has gone from Kafkaesque to Snicketesque!!!"

Person 1: : I didn't realize this was a sad occasion. "
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An aqueous martini is simply water, served in a fancy wineglass, with an olive in it. It is a beverage favored by the wealthy elite, or people obsessed with the latest 'in' items.
Esme Squalor: "All this awesome villainy has me absolutely parched. I need a drink. Should I have an aqueous martini, or a parsley soda? "
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An absolutely hilarious music video by Bad Lip Reading. A parody of The Empire Strikes Back, the song has Yoda warning Luke Skywalker about the dangers seagulls pose to beachgoers. Many think the seagulls are a metaphor for the Clone Troopers, who wiped out most of the Jedi Order after the Clone Wars. Either way, the song is hilarious. Yoda also beats up poor R2-D2, puts a fish in their picnic basket, and, after Luke disses Yoda's singing, very menacingly warns him: "Don't fall asleep. DON'T. FALL. ASLEEP. "
Yoda: Nothing a little music can't help. Rockin. Rockin and Rollin. Down to the beach I'm strollin. But the seagulls, poke at my head, not fun!! Said seagulls, stop it now!!!!
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