a turd that keeps a-spinnin and won't go down, it stays afloat
I broke up with her after 18 months because she left a floatie in the john. Other than that everything was great.
1 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Light Rum
1 oz. Chambord Raspberry Liqueur
1 oz. Midori
1 oz. Cranberry Juice
1 oz. Orange Juice
1 oz. Pineapple Juice
Mix in a tall glass and stir well. It should have a murky brown color, hence the name.
"A glass of Chardonnay for the lady, and what may I get you tonight, sir?"
"I'll take a dumpster juice."
NOUN: Vulgar Slang; An erection of the penis
On my honeymoon I drank so much liquor I got whiskey dick
and could not crack a fatty for the life of me, so we filed for an annulment.
A chat girlfriend
Yo, I thought this keybroad I met in Booty Chat would be hot, come to find out, she was really 350 pounds with missing teeth!
To test an icicle
Primitive men used to TestIcicles to ensure their sturdiness prior to using them as a stabbling weapon.
an extravagantly powerful and juicy fart
un pedota jugoso scorched my draws.
Vulgar Slang a. The vulva. b. Sexual intercourse with a woman
Having recently broken up with his girlfriend, Archibald was on the prowl for nettin' once again.