Tha_Cuddla's definitions

on the prowl

when a human being or other life form proactively seeks out another for sexual gratification.

I am on the prowl 24/7. Even at the DMV or a rest stop.

by Tha_Cuddla April 18, 2004

panic button

the button you push on your car alarm keypad that makes the alarm go off

a dog walked up to my car and before he could piss on it i pushed the panic button

by Tha_Cuddla August 16, 2005

nettin

Vulgar Slang a. The vulva. b. Sexual intercourse with a woman

Having recently broken up with his girlfriend, Archibald was on the prowl for nettin' once again.

by tha_cuddla February 8, 2004

coffee shop pervert

an individual (usually a hipster) that frequents coffee shop in hopes of getting some poontang.

Coffee shop perverts typically spend more than 2 hours at a coffee shop at any one time.

by Tha_Cuddla May 4, 2005

dumpster juice

A Cocktail

Ingredients:
1 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Light Rum
1 oz. Chambord Raspberry Liqueur
1 oz. Midori
1 oz. Cranberry Juice
1 oz. Orange Juice
1 oz. Pineapple Juice

Instructions:
Mix in a tall glass and stir well. It should have a murky brown color, hence the name.

"A glass of Chardonnay for the lady, and what may I get you tonight, sir?"

"I'll take a dumpster juice."

by Tha_Cuddla April 18, 2004

keybroad

A chat girlfriend

Yo, I thought this keybroad I met in Booty Chat would be hot, come to find out, she was really 350 pounds with missing teeth!

by tha_cuddla February 8, 2004

floatie

a turd that keeps a-spinnin and won't go down, it stays afloat

I broke up with her after 18 months because she left a floatie in the john. Other than that everything was great.

by Tha_Cuddla April 23, 2004