3 definitions by TexasTittysprinklesLover
The act of a sitting President of the United States of America leaving office, either due to losing re-election, impeachment, or fulfilling term limits.
On January 20, 2017, Barack Hussein Obama will finally be unpresidented and America will be Made Great Again!
by TexasTittysprinklesLover December 17, 2016
When your partner is tenderly tonguing your butthole (AKA you are receiving a rimjob) and you have the urge to pass gas, so you proceed to shart upon your partners nose and/or face, much to your twisted delight.
Alex: "So then what did Ashley do?"
Jimmie: "Well, she was blowing me, then the next thing I know, she's licking my butthole. I had to fart, so I countered her Rimjob with a Jimjob and spray-farted all over her face!"
Alex: "EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!"
Jimmie: "Let's go get Sonic..."
Jimmie: "Well, she was blowing me, then the next thing I know, she's licking my butthole. I had to fart, so I countered her Rimjob with a Jimjob and spray-farted all over her face!"
Alex: "EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!"
Jimmie: "Let's go get Sonic..."
by TexasTittysprinklesLover April 1, 2013
* A pre-drinking solid base meal consisting of a burger from Whataburger, tots and a Route 44 Watermelon Slush at Sonic, and Chicken Tenders and a 1 gallon jug of sweet tea from Chicken Express to place in your Hyatt Place room refrigerator.
The sweet tea is for post-drinking consumption to accompany the chocolate chip cookie and slice of pizza from the nighttime Romanian Hotel Concierce extraordinaire.
*Works best with a preemptive strike of 2 Maximum Strength Imodium tablets to before consumption to prevent a public defecation mass-evacuation in a doorless stall af Cowboys Dancehall.
The sweet tea is for post-drinking consumption to accompany the chocolate chip cookie and slice of pizza from the nighttime Romanian Hotel Concierce extraordinaire.
*Works best with a preemptive strike of 2 Maximum Strength Imodium tablets to before consumption to prevent a public defecation mass-evacuation in a doorless stall af Cowboys Dancehall.
Alex: “My plane lands at 3:30, so let’s hit up Cavenders and Sheplers so we can go ‘Rolling Blackout’ tonight, and then grab dinner.”
Jimmie: “A little WhataSonic Express, perhaps?”
Alex: “Good call!”
Jimmie: “Let’s down the Imodium now so we don’t risk getting SuperAIDS later.”
Jimmie: “A little WhataSonic Express, perhaps?”
Alex: “Good call!”
Jimmie: “Let’s down the Imodium now so we don’t risk getting SuperAIDS later.”
by TexasTittysprinklesLover February 24, 2019