11 definitions by Texas Haz

Goataint

When a woman has a small patch of hair on her peritoneum

I went down on her and was shocked to discover she had a Goataint

by Texas Haz June 6, 2015

Edward Blowden

the guy that tells everyone else at the party that you have coke

edward blowden sold me out to the whole party!

by Texas Haz December 9, 2022

Kentucky Sheet Metal

Duct Tape.

I’d rather wrap my dick in Kentucky sheet metal than fuck Carel unless Robson is there

by Texas Haz June 5, 2022

NAFTA Special

A drink trifecta, popular in Ohio, in which the patron is served a Molson, a Bud and a Corona, drinks all three, and then leaves without paying.

I had a NAFTA Special at TGI Fridays and it didn't cost me a dime.

by Texas Haz June 16, 2008