20 definitions by Tex

Person 1: Hey, u know that Bill McDonald guy?
Person 2: Yea for sure... BIFG
by Tex April 24, 2003
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to have sexual intercourse with the opposite sex.

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What it do Lilmama? Im try'n ta stang some'n.
by Tex January 19, 2005
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a guy who can fuck anyone up
beat ur ass tonymontana
by Tex January 12, 2004
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to crash forward and hard waterski jumping.
he went out the front bad today!
by Tex December 18, 2003
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the term gong show is widely used in the hockey locker rooms across canada. it has become the nickname of many out-of-control young men. while mainly used by hockey players, the common person may use it in everyday conversation. to be a gong show, one must be able to pull the chute, as well as be crazy, stupid, loud, obnoxious, annoying, out of control, confused, a frequent streaker, terribly unlucky, inept, a drunk, a lazy ass, or any combination of all of these
spence is a definite gongshow. tonight, at dinner before the game, he choked on a piece of chicken, coughed it up into his nasal cavity, blew it out his nose, and ate it again. in the game he got in a fight, broke a guys leg, and scored a goal. afterward, he put on his pink sunglasses and hopped in the shower with the team, then ran naked through the rink giggling like a little girl.
by Tex July 25, 2004
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A person that's a turd and she likes to beat people up
Hey it's Elaine Zhu!
by Tex March 26, 2005
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the mack daddy of them all. he gets all the ass
when john rolls through the hood with 4 girls he is a true jugger.
by Tex May 13, 2004
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