Finger fight simply refers to a harmless exchange of middle fingers with strangers during an altercation most commonly experienced with road rage incidents that doesn’t escalate. Gesture only. Non-physical and non-verbal.
I got into a finger fight with another parent during school drop off after he didn’t let me merge in front of him.
by Tess Tickular August 19, 2021
Get the Finger Fightmug. When you get into a visible close proximity eye-to-eye altercation without any physical contact or even without a verbal exchange. Thus, “Finger Fights” or “Finger Fighting” most commonly occurs during random heated exchanges with strangers or harmless road rage incidents—ideally in short duration without further escalation or harm. Because ain’t nobody got time for that…
Sorry dear, you might as well hear it from me first—I got into another finger fight with a parent driving the kids to school today. I know it’s stupid but here me out: So you know there’s that construction zone with the bad timing? They closed off a lane and I simply went to merge at the end of the merger—that’s what you’re supposed to do, right? I wasn’t cutting the line of parents off - it just looked like it, okay? And this asshole Karent in a minivan wouldn’t let me in acting like a total dashboard warrior wanting to smash chariots. And we got into it throwing middle fingers - because I’m not rolling down the window with this Delta Variant. So I’m miming this douche bag instructions on how a merge lane is supposed to work because I know better than to curse in front of the kids! Yes dear. It was stupid. I know, dear. Nothing bad was going to happen. Look, I found a back way so there will be no finger fighting. In fact, watch this: I’m hanging up my little gloves…
by Tess Tickular August 19, 2021
Get the Finger Fightmug. Hey broddha, how do I mentally deal with my bosshole? I caught myself thinking of beating his ass, but I want to keep my job.
Alternate: bruddha
Alternate: bruddha
by Tess Tickular November 3, 2016
Get the Broddhamug. The same as "Oops!" except when someone else does something wrong - as in, or short for "You oops!". Thus it's alternate spelling: "Yoops!".
by Tess Tickular May 18, 2016
Get the Youps!mug. The same as "Oops!" except when someone else does something wrong - as in, or short for "You oops!". Thus it's alternate spelling: "Youps!".
"Yoops! Bob, you just REPLIED ALL to the company wide email!"
"Yoops! The boss thought he could walk 10,000 steps at work without anyone noticing...then everyone wondered why he was not working."
"Yoops! The boss thought he could walk 10,000 steps at work without anyone noticing...then everyone wondered why he was not working."
by Tess Tickular May 18, 2016
Get the Yoops!mug. Hey bruddha, how do I mentally deal with my bosshole? I caught myself thinking of beating his ass, but I want to keep my job.
Alternate: broddha
Alternate: broddha
by Tess Tickular November 3, 2016
Get the Bruddhamug. To spray paint a surface from at least two feet away creating a mist of paint that evenly distributes color and creates a gritty satin texture similar to powdercoating.
I fauxdercoated my car parts so it looks like it was professionally powdercoated - mainly to save time and money - but also to hide imperfections due to lack of paint prep, skill, and any patience to do it right. So I tell myself I fauxdercoat because it’s temporary and I’ll powdercoat it later for reals - but we all know that shit excuse is just famous last words.
by Tess Tickular May 18, 2021
Get the fauxdercoatmug.