2 definitions by Tess H

An open handed slap to the vagina.
She likes a spanking so I thought I'd try giving her a muff kuff instead to keep it interesting!
by Tess H August 5, 2006
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After hard anal sex, having to squeeze the shit juices out of your urethra like when popping a zit so you can take a piss.
I can't take a piss because I have a serious mud wick
by Tess H August 5, 2006
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