10 definitions by Tesco discount Isle

James splif

Our don James splif good at round house kicking children dislikes fortnite ninja he's a scary man James splif

Alfie: I can't read my hand writing
James splif: burns sock

by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019

Jenifer

A Jenifer typically eats at a fast food restaurant but if you serve her a burger with two tomatos on it instead of the one and a half she asked for she will single handedly shut the hole fucking restaurant down

Hey Cletus i was at McDonald's and this Jenifer found out that her son's happy meal had a girls toy instead of a boys toy that bitch screams for the manager and and demand's for her money back or she will file a lawsuit

by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019

Joe

6 foot alpha male very scary likes anime lives on henti haven absolute don

Man joes still watching fucking henti god help him

by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019

Sponge hole

A sponge hole is a shit home-made flesh light made from a rubber glove a sponge and a plastic cup

Person1:Man Elijah s sponge hole is fucking awesome!
Person2:you fucking used his?
Person1: yeah
Person2:what the fuck

by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019

Alfie

That one autistic kid whos hand writing looks like something from ancient fucking china

Joe: what the fuck dose that say in your book
Alfie:I can't read it sorry

by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019

Roadman

The average British year 7 who pulled a plastic fork on someone and now thinks they are a fucking mad man they also tend to pull up on kids or old people because they know that's all they can fend off, they likes to wear shitty Adidas track suits

You know Tyler told Mr adabish to shut up blud or I'll shank you fam, he's a proper hard roadman be careful mate

by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019

Ellis

Likes to make car noise's is a big alpha male

Yo you know Ellis made the sound of a ford fiesta and pulled that girl mad shit man what an alpha

by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019