twagedy

1) The trauma experienced by rabid fans when their favorite star cancels their Twitter account.

2) Any major, bad news announced and/or broadcast on someone's Twitter page. Usually by an attention grubbing/starved celebrity, pseudo celeb or friend of a celeb.

3) The pain felt by Elmer Fudd's relatives when an anvil blow to the head finally kills him.
1) Miley Cyrus fans felt profound twagedy when she cancelled her Twitter account.

2) Janet Jackson is such a tweetfreak she had to be the first in her family to tweet the twagedy of her brother's death moments after the family was notified.

3) It was shockingwy twagic to wose Ewmer to an anviw stwike after he had taken so many hits for so wong in stwide.
by Tenacious Faulker October 23, 2009
Get the twagedy mug.

sheenis

A penis with cocaine sprinkled on it ala Charlie Sheen.
Charlie Sheen discovered the joys of the sheenis by accidentally spilling his vial of cocaine on his crotch while forcing a prostitute to go down on him.
by Tenacious Faulker September 20, 2011
Get the sheenis mug.

parde

In Tagalog, the main dialect in the Philippines, means dude or bro; a very close friend.

Pronounced: PAR'day.

For women it's marde. Similar pronunciation
Yo, parde! What's up?
by Tenacious Faulker July 19, 2009
Get the parde mug.

Beached White Male

Due to the prolonged economic down-turn not even the traditionally "safe" demographic of white, middle aged, educated males has not remained safe from unemployment due to a dwindling middle-class. Once executive or professional, their employability now is as hopeless as a "beached whale's" survivability.

BMW, for short, it's an ironic turn of phrase. Also known as "Dead Suit Walking".
Look at that Beached White Male over there. He went from driving a BMW to being one!
by Tenacious Faulker April 27, 2011
Get the Beached White Male mug.

panic boner

Getting a sudden and uncontrollable boner from a sudden shock of fear. Usually happens when one freaks out during a public speaking .
According to Wikipedia, actor Thomas Lennon sufffers from panic boners. Apparently he's more nervous in front of crowds than he let's on.
by Tenacious Faulker March 26, 2015
Get the panic boner mug.

nook smart

A contraction of "nookie" and "book smart". Having the natural ability to read women perfectly in order to get laid.
a) Charlie is too damn nook smart for his own good. He'll never be someone's Mr. Right, but somehow always manages to be Mr. Right Now.

b) Just like how being book smart doesn't help on the streets, it's important to note that being nook smart isn't helpful in long term relatipnships.
by Tenacious Faulker December 21, 2010
Get the nook smart mug.

brain drain

When an organization or community is doing poorly enough that its smartest people, seeing the writing on the wall, leave for better opportunities elsewhere. This is common in business and other organizations that perpetuate a common goal or mission and once purged it typically accelerates the demise of the organiztion.

For example: Facebook's poor stock performance since it's IPO and lack of favorable stock options for employees puts them at risk of brain drain. Many will likely head over to Google or Apple, but they'll be in trouble.
Mark Zuckerberg: Sheryl, can find me those repots on Zynga's...Hey?! Why are wearing a Google sweatshirt?!

Sheryl Sandberg: Sorry Mark. We had a good run, but your lack of focus on ad revenue and overvalued IPO has caused this drop in FB stock value with no end in sight. I and the others are leaving before the stock tanks.

Mark Z: The others? They're all leaving Facebook? You can't! We'll never survive this brain drain!

Sheryl: Yeah, sorry. You should've thought about that before going public.
by Tenacious Faulker August 03, 2012
Get the brain drain mug.