13 definitions by Tek

Top Definition
generally an American , someone who is beyond twattyness
Mitch is a twatmuffin , Beth is a Twatmuffin
by Tek March 29, 2005
b11
random ugly fucker
b11 is an example of such creature
by tek July 27, 2003
Well hung norseman with a hankering for small boys, cheese, and bondage.
Dezso ate all the weed and shrooms. We got owned.
by Tek June 30, 2003
the noise a girl makes when she deep throats
hey hellspawn did tiffany give you any blagin
by tek February 01, 2004
when you least expect it, your infant child makes
an
extremely smelly diaper for you and your surrounding world to enjoy!
"what's that smell" oh no, (every one flees the room quickly) patrick made an atomic stinky!
by tek November 24, 2004
simply put - viganal discharge. this discharge can be caused by an arousal stimulation or when one is on the blob
"im on this week.....oh shit i think ive jus had a gashleak!"
by tek July 25, 2003
after oral sex, ejaculating in someones hair and saying you didn't mean it
oh no i am rally sorry, look what i've done
by tek July 25, 2003

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