9 definitions by Teh Deputy

Kwonk

A large turtle.

Q: What did you have for dinner?

A: Kwonk with teriyaki sauce.

by Teh Deputy November 25, 2003

leetspeek

(n) Online comic.

did u see that site leetspeek? it 0wnz j00 f00!

by Teh Deputy November 22, 2003

No Sir Ree Bob

(Sometimes No-Sir-Ree-Bob)
1. Definitly Not.

<Iraqi information minister> Can I touch ur bollaks?
<George W. Bush> No Sir Ree Bob.

by Teh Deputy November 25, 2003

Band Aid

Something only mom's have readily available.

<injured person>Has anyone got a band aid?

<his buddy>... a what?

by Teh Deputy November 25, 2003

leetspeak

Mis-spelled version of "LeetSpeek".

<lam3r> Woowow! Leetspeak!
<h4x0r> OMG PLZ, its LeetSpeek.
<lam3r> OIC!

by Teh Deputy November 24, 2003

Ninjai

A little Ninja. www.ninjai.com. Warning: He kicks ass.

Demon dude: "You cut my foot off!"
Ninjai: "I apologize, I meant to cut off your head."

by Teh Deputy November 24, 2003

Fucktard

An extremely retarded internet user.

<noob> HOW DO I CHANGE MY AVATAR?!!11 WHERES THE MODERATORSZ?!11

<vet> STFU u FUCKTARD.

by Teh Deputy November 24, 2003