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4 definitions by TeddyBcool2000

An Abbreviation for I Love You Long Time introduced by sXePhil. The actual phrase is a lyric from "Me So Horny" by 2 Live Crew
Da Nang Hooker: Suckie Suckie 5 dolla? ILYLT
Veteran: Its ok....
by TeddyBcool2000 June 20, 2009
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1. Hand job
2. A fancy way to lose weight and practice hand jobs for women.
Using Dynamic Intertia you can lose weight!
by TeddyBcool2000 August 12, 2009
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1.The feeling a guy gets when he sees another guys genitals getting hurt. Bro pain can affect a large audience and can be indirect.
(Girl kicks guy 1 in nuts)
Guy 1: Ahhhhh!!!
Guy 2: *cringes and cries* (Bro Pain)

by TeddyBcool2000 April 22, 2009
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A dangerous object or being that is placed between the legs of a person unknowingly to them.

Term was originally used by Will Ferrel in Man VS Wild Will Ferrel Special.

Objects used to surprise sex a victim is NOT a crotch buster.
Person climbs down a tree, leg is over a lower branch(crotch buster). The person releases his grip expecting to land on his feet were the branch busts his crotch.
by TeddyBcool2000 July 31, 2009
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