Teddy Hancock's definitions

sloppy cunt

Insult for one who fails miserably due to unpreparedness, incompetence, or laziness. Used widely in England.

I said TWO sugars vicar, not one! You sloppy cunt!

by Teddy Hancock August 2, 2008

Texas faced sports cunt

One who insists on driving an early model red sports car with Texas plates. Can usually be found warming up the engine by over revving before 9 am on Sunday mornings.

"What's that noise honey?"
"Go back to sleep dear, It's only the Texas faced sports cunt from upstairs"

by Teddy Hancock August 4, 2008

Bum Off

To Bum Off someone or something is to love it so much that you would have sex with it

You two Bum Off that film

by Teddy Hancock August 4, 2008

steamer

1. A Drunken Mess
2. One who drinks frequently and in large quantity.
3. One who drinks too much and is an embarrassment.

1. My daughter and her steamer mates
2. I am a steamer
3. My younger and very underage steamer daughter

by Teddy Hancock August 3, 2008