Teabagger's definitions

Iced Teabag

To place one's testicles in another's mouth and then proceed to urinate up his or her nostril(s). A reference to performing the teabag . Also, an allusion to the practice of squeezing lemon juice into a glass of iced tea.

An act made famous by the massey .

Hux is such a pube. I heard that he asked a homeless man in Detroit to give him the Iced Teabag. I'll bet that stung.

by Teabagger September 20, 2004

horizontal monkey dance

The best name for sex ever created

Hey baby, why dont you slip off that g-string so we can do the horizontal monkey dance.

by Teabagger January 5, 2005

fitshaced

Even more wasted than shitfaced. Completely fucked up beyond belief. The most gone you have ever been, plus about 4 more beers and one illegal drug.

Wow, dude, ure pooping and peeing all over the place while singing the new britney Spears Song. You are completely fitshaced.

by Teabagger January 5, 2005

massimo

someone who refuses to skeet for money
or
someone who gets no action

man, that guy is such a massimo

by teabagger June 21, 2004

Bray

The Ultimate form of BS

Nicholas totally Bray'd the interview

by TeaBagger November 8, 2013

meat section

A female who is afraid of male genitalia.

I went to meat section’s house last night to take a crap. I knew she wasn’t going to suck it so I didn’t bother turning on the shower.

by teabagger April 3, 2003

Hybrid Apparel

Hybrid Apparel is the most vulgar, offensive, rude, crude, distasteful, nasty, abusive, clothing ever.
p.s. I love it

He was wearing hybrid apparel

by teabagger January 30, 2004