2 definitions by Tdurden

poostie

An animal with a rat head, a bitch body and a sloppy cunt.

Man is she ugly, no she is worse than that, she is a poostie!!!

by Tdurden December 9, 2005

Jeffrey ryan

When a person masturbates onto his hotdog while watching any Brad Pitt movie then eats said hot dog.

"Hey Jon. You ever see fight club? I was watching it the other day and it was so good I had to jeffrey ryan"

by Tdurden December 11, 2014