3 definitions by Tbass

Pondering or thinking while taking a crap
Wife: Oh my god he's been in the bathroom a long time, what is he doing

Guy friend: leave him alone he's trying to pooptificate his next career move at work
by Tbass December 27, 2013
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(v) to walk in a conspicuous or mysterious manner.
"Dude was skrookin' down the street."
by Tbass April 7, 2009
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