Girl: "Hey babe! Love you! You're my little shmuckers. What
are you doing at the computer? I can't believe this chick on tv...she's a mess. You there, babe? I need to see what
happens next week cuz these people are crazy. We can watch it together!
Guy: "I'm just your commercial meat...I
games. I haven't heard anything from you for like
15 minutes and now I'm getting a concentrated blast of attention that's almost too overwhelming."