Talking Goat's definitions
Jerking off underneath a glass coffee table while some slut drops trow and shits over you, onto the table.
by Talking Goat June 20, 2003
Get the glass-bottom boatmug. The act of two persons of the same sex mugging down. Usually much cooler when two females are involved.
by Talking Goat June 20, 2003
Get the queer-offmug. Slang term for sexual intercourse; can also refer to anal intercourse, specifically.
Origin: Motion picture "Old School," as per Vince Vaughn's chatacter in an alternate locker room scene that was left on the cutting room floor.
Origin: Motion picture "Old School," as per Vince Vaughn's chatacter in an alternate locker room scene that was left on the cutting room floor.
by talking goat June 23, 2003
Get the crushing assmug. a rickshaw; Chinese transportation device drawn by human power. Many modern day cars known by the slang term "rice burner" can also be referenced by this term.
"If that friggin' douchebag keeps driving his silly little asswagon up and down this street at 100mph,I swear to god, I'm gonna fucking shoot'em!"
by talking goat June 23, 2003
Get the asswagonmug. The act of stretching one's scrotum/nutsack over a bitch's mouth; the effect is reminiscent of the inflation of a bullfrog's throat-bubble-thingy. Nooch.
by talking goat June 20, 2003
Get the bullfrogmug. by talking goat June 20, 2003
Get the fly hoojaymug. Phenomenon occuring during anal sex, when the penis is partially retracted from anus quickly, slightly drawing out the purple-hued interior wall of from the sphincter, creating a sock-like effect around the penis, e.g. a "purple sock" pulled over the penis.
by talking goat June 23, 2003
Get the purple sockmug.