13 definitions by TaintedMustard

tactical facepalm

tactical facepalm (tak-ti-kuhl feys-pahm)

–noun

1. A maneuver performed by a unit of Internet denizens in response to an overwhelming onslaught of ignorance. The maneuver involves each member of the unit performing a standard facepalm in unison. Executed properly, the tactical facepalm is the only known defense against spontaneous cerebrofulmination—also known as "exploding head syndrome" (EHS)—resulting from exposure to extreme stupidity.

Earnest idiot: Africans were wholly responsible for slavery in the European world. Whites only bought what African slavers were offering. They're completely innocent!

Forum dweller CO: Squad, initiate tactical facepalm!

Forum dwellers: Sir, yes, sir! *facepalm*

Forum dweller XO: EHS averted, sir!

by TaintedMustard October 17, 2009

Section Eight

A U.S. Army discharge based on military assessment of psychological unfitness or character traits deemed undesirable.

The slang: A soldier given such a discharge or behaving as if deserving such a discharge.

Lastweek he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazyfucker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear
division. - Full Metal Jacket

by TaintedMustard September 12, 2004

one-hit

Verb: In any type of gaming, when a powerful NPC, monster or a gamemaster destroys a player with a single attack, often without giving the player a chance to defend themself.

The Ancient Wyrm one-hit him with its flame breath before it was even on-screen.

by TaintedMustard September 25, 2004

waster

A hand weapon made of wood that is used by martial artists during training. See bokken.

The Purpleheart Armory crafts functional, solid and beautiful wasters for weapons enthusiasts everywhere.

by TaintedMustard September 5, 2004

A++++++++++++++++++

An incredibly annoying made-up 'seller' or 'buyer' grade used by eBayers. Also A+++++++++ or A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ or anything in between.

dis buyers grate A++++++++++++++++++

by TaintedMustard September 23, 2004

button man

n., a low-ranking member of an organized crime syndicate

The Don's territory is patrolled by hundreds of armed button men.

by TaintedMustard December 2, 2004

you owe

UO, Ultima Online, one of the first truly successful MMORPGs.

Tim stopped playing You Owe because he could no longer pwn newbs as they stepped outside the guard zone on their first day of playing.

by TaintedMustard September 25, 2004