2 definitions by Tacheon Black
Unintelligible yammer, often describing the art of taking an hour to say nothing of any value whatsoever. Generally used by people who like to pretend they're either British or Jack Sparrow.
"Catch that colloquium on the delineation of elementary particulate streams last night?"
"Indeed good sir, but I could make neither heads nor tails of that hobbledobble."
"Indeed good sir, but I could make neither heads nor tails of that hobbledobble."
by Tacheon Black June 16, 2009
The act of consciously avoiding discussing the plot details of a piece of media while in the presence of someone who has not experienced it. Alternatively, the act of consciously avoiding or ignoring information regarding media you have not experienced.
A portmanteau of "avoiding" and "spoiler".
A portmanteau of "avoiding" and "spoiler".
"Mike hasn't seen Star Wars yet, so we're aspoiding it around him."
"I can't afford to see the new Star Wars until the end of the week... it's tough aspoiding it on the internet."
"I haven't seen that yet. Please aspoid it if you can."
"I can't afford to see the new Star Wars until the end of the week... it's tough aspoiding it on the internet."
"I haven't seen that yet. Please aspoid it if you can."
by Tacheon Black December 26, 2019