35 definitions by Tablecloth_wanker

carcass pep rally

a pep rally that is attended only by dead bodies withabsolutely no soul

frank and jane went to the carcass pep rally last night. afterwards they drank ethanol

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

a small child who has a severe addiction to eating spiral notebooks

by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020

A creature with a human body and a trout face that has gone through extensive training to work as a doctor who specializes in semen and its origins.

Honey, don't forget I have to see the trout faced semen doctor on Wednesday to test my cum.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

a thief who steals glucose from horses using a syringe and hoards it for no apparent use.

Catch him! hes that horse glucose hoarder

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

the richest form of heroin found in any stock market or black market

Hey. You bring the money?
yea. you bring the grandmother heroin?

by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020

a locker that contains the guts, muscle, and tissue of generation of the boomers

ok Tabitha is dead. Now what?
Put her remains in the Baby boomer meat locker

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

a toddler put on the front lines of a war to defend

by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020