Definitions by Tabasco Spitty

pineapple 

A large oval-shaped, spikey fruit that is theoretically rammed up somebodys arse by a superior when somebody fucks up at work.

Origin: Underground coal mining industry- Newcastle, Australia

"I'm going to get a pineapple over that"

"Trev got a pineapple this morning"

pineapple by Tabasco Spitty December 1, 2011

Mutten Dagger 

Slang term for cock, penis, fleshy ram rod, meaty mass, schlong

Take your Mutten Dagger and pound my juicy cunt

Mutten Dagger by Tabasco Spitty March 30, 2011