TROLLKING9001's definitions

Farting

1). The act of letting gas out through your butt crack

2). You probably did this as a child to get your parents to leave your room

3). It is very annoying when other people do it.

4). A superweapon of stinkiness when combined with ingested beans and hot chicken wings, because you can easily choke someone with the smell.

Girl: Ewww! You're farting! That's disgusting!
Boy: I need to let my gas out after eating all those beans.
Girl: *vomits

by TROLLKING9001 June 4, 2020

we're all in this together

A phrase that people say nowadays, because the coronavirus is decimating the population of the earth. Saying that basically means that we are going to fight the coronavirus together which makes no sense, since the only people actually "fighting" the virus is doctors and nurses. The whole point in people saying this is to get people to stop freaking out over it, because although the coronavirus is more contagious and deadlier than the normal flu, very few people actually die from the virus. (side note: although it is a nuisance to most people, to some, they have things to worry about. In the big picture, coronavirus does affect the economy.)

"We're all in this together" says Tom. John replies by saying, "Bruh, the only people who are actually working are doctors and nurses while we can't fricken go anywhere since the lockdown!"

by TROLLKING9001 June 4, 2020

Special Ed

Something that is offered in schools for kids who are mentally or physically challenged. Most notable special ed program is ASD, for kids with Autism. Special Ed classes are designed for people to be more self-sufficient and possibly lead an independent life later on. The classes are generally easier and are structured in a way so that people with special needs can understand the material needed to move forward in their education. They also offer Speech and OT services for people who struggle with social skills. Kids in Special Ed are often looked down upon, but in reality, they just want to be like any other kid. We should all learn to accept people for who they are as a person and include them into society.

Truth be told, I have been in Special Ed since I was in kindergarten. I was diagnosed with Autism when I was 2 years old. People said that I would never become independent and I would have to be looked after my entire life. My parents were also hopeless that I may never lead an independent life later on. It has been a long journey from when I was just a child, but it all paid off. Throughout my life, I was always seen as the "special kid" and I was sick and tired of it. I knew that I had great potential, but my parents, teachers, and case carriers didn't believe me, so I decided to prove them wrong. I kept pushing and pushing until I finally got what I wanted. Freedom. Back then, I could barely make sentences without other people telling me what to say. Now, I'm in high school taking 3 honors classes and 2 CP classes. It was a long and hard journey. I should definitely write this in my college application.

by TROLLKING9001 November 16, 2020

Donald Trump

1. The worst President of the USA
2. A dictator.
3. He lies, he cheats, and he is nothing but a selfish crybaby.
4. If he loses 2020, he will probably go to jail
5. He is responsible for 145,000 COVID deaths.

Person 1: Why is Donald Trump still president?
Person 2: He cheated.
Person 1: Oh that makes sense.

by TROLLKING9001 July 24, 2020

Donald Trump

The biggest sore loser in the history of the United States and the WORST PRESIDENT EVER!

-One term
-lost popular vote twice
-Impeached twice
-Solely responsible for over 400,000 COVID-19 deaths
-Incited an attempted insurrection at the US Capitol on January 6th 2021

And after all that, if you still support this orange faggot, you're a Nazi!

After seeing what happened at the US Capitol, I think we can all confirm that Donald Trump is the ABSOLUTE WORST president in all of United States History.

by TROLLKING9001 January 13, 2021

zoom yeet

The act of kicking someone out of a zoom meeting, because, they're trolling, or because they're being annoying.

Today, my teacher had to zoom yeet someone out of the meeting, because he was saying some pretty racist stuff, and he wasn't even supposed to be in our class.

by TROLLKING9001 September 21, 2020

Cheese

Unintentional game/level design that ultimately allows the player to beat a level or a section of a game much easier than if they were to beat it the intended way. (ex: mario maker levels)

This game has a lot of cheese. I can beat a level easier than if I were to go the normal way.

by TROLLKING9001 June 29, 2020