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2 definitions by TPF_Benny

 
1.
When you take a shit on your girlfriend's chest but must make sure that it's in an absolutely straight line.
That was a beautiful OCD steamer, dude. You couldn't have landed a plane any straighter, bra!
by TPF_Benny April 25, 2010
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2.
When your boss asks you if you received the memo about including the new cover sheet on your TPS Report and instead you take a shit on your TPS Report before turning it in.
Boss:

Hello, Peter. What’s happening? Uh…we have sort of a problem here. Yeah. You apparently didn’t put one of the new coversheets on your TPS report.

Peter:

No, Bob. This time I thought I’d just include a TPS Steamer.

Boss:

That would be great….
by TPF_Benny April 01, 2010
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