34 definitions by TK2000

A person who changes positions on a dime
“My friend Jenna changed her positions more often than a weather vane. She’s a total Tulsi Gabbard”
by TK2000 October 29, 2023
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An offshoot of QAnnon which posits that Queen Elizabeth II is the real identity behind “Q” and has faked her death to go deep undercover.
Have you heard about QueenAnon? Sure it’s not an actual thing, but it’s just every bit as wild as the things QAnon actually does believe.”
by TK2000 October 29, 2023
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When a non-Jewish person (a “goy”) makes themselves appear Jewish.

Alternatively spelled “ gefiltephishing”. A derivative of “blackfishing”.
“Yeah, George sometimes went as far as wearing a Star of David necklace, when he has zero connection to Judaism. He was gefiltefishing us the whole time.”
by TK2000 October 30, 2023
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when a presidential primary campaign has an illusionary appearance of upward momentum after a surprise third-place finish in an early state, only for the campaign to quickly fizzle out.

Originates with Any Klobuchar’s 2020 presidential campaign.
“yeah, she placed third in New Hampshire, but what happened next? All it was was Klobmentum. Her career ended within a few weeks.”
by TK2000 October 29, 2023
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When a professional athlete has an anomolously strong season (akin to Brady Anderson's 50 home run 1996 season) right before their contract ends, resulting in their next contract ridiculously overpaying them.
“Yeah, he’s in the last year of his NHL contract and is on pace for a 40 goal season. I’d call that a Jeff Skinner jackpot.”
by TK2000 October 29, 2023
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Alter ego of Britney Spears who dances with “fake” knives.
Look, there’s another Instagram post of Britney Knives.”
by TK2000 October 29, 2023
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Something that has got to be the most phallic thing you ever saw.
“That thing is so phallic it might as well count as pornographic. Total Ypsilanti Water Tower.”
by TK2000 October 29, 2023
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