Definitions by TK`Devourer

lampshade digestor 

1. Any male or female with a mouth shaped like a lampshade, circular and thin at the back but gradually getting wider.
2. Any male or female which can fit their mouth over Jade Goody's pussy and keep it there.

My brother is a real lampshade digestor.

lampshade digestor by TK`Devourer March 17, 2003

omnipolex 

Any form of the rare species Homoerectosuculus, with bloodshot eyes. Commonly found on IRC channels, often sucking old men's unwashed cocks for money.

The Omnipolex's white, dripping face glared at me from a distance.

omnipolex by TK`Devourer February 24, 2003