TImmy's definitions

arseplate

as first seen on the Buxton FC forum.1. A device to warm the cheeks.2. To exclaim disbelief.

"Arseplates young man that can not be!"

by Timmy January 25, 2005

Uzdygan

stoner...

Ha! You're such a uzdygan!

by timmy May 21, 2003

fork in the road

a saying that has more than one meaning

me:so the rabbits are like you then, frisky and working at night
vanessa: excuse me!
me: you always do your hw at night hence the working.
Vanessa:that was a fork in the road

by timmy September 7, 2003

slice

the name given to the female reproductive organ

"Yo, last night, this chick let me get in her slice!"

by Timmy February 16, 2004

Thigh Muffs

Eating Pussy

Timmy had on a pair of thigh muffs.

by Timmy January 16, 2003

camp pendleton

the marine corps base in southern california. one of the largest marine corps bases in the world. also home for marine recruits for 4 weeks during their 13 week brain washing period.

Camp Pendleton, where the brainwashing begins.

Camp Pendleton, also see concentration camp.

by Timmy April 15, 2005

penis

the big kahunah wang hung

i had a penis, but i chopped it off and now i dont anymore. it felt good.

by timmy January 29, 2004