10 definitions by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW

1. an over-sized, gushing, floppy pussy.
2. an annoying person who never gets the hint that no one likes him/her.
1. "Last night, my girl's clitouche practically sucked my whole arm in there."
2. "Dude, you are a fucking clitouche."
by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW February 14, 2007

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1. asking about the sexual orientation of an ambiguous individual.

2. synonymous to "whats up" or "hows it going"
1. guy 1: "Hey man, you straight?"
guy 2: "Now that ithss none of your buthssinethss."

2. Brandon: "You straight?"
Guy: "Yeah Brandon, you straight?"
by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 12, 2007

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A high school Ultimate Frisbee club with the initials of UFIA to have double meaning. It is an excuse to display the acronym of "Unsolicited Finger in the Anus" but at the same time, for an ignorant school administration, "Ultimate Frisbee Is Awesome."
We wear UFIA tee shirts around school.
by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 20, 2007

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