1 definition by THeHORNyMAN

When a trumpeter puts his/her trumpet up to their a-hole and starts farting creating a sweet, ass melody.
Person 1: Did you hear Herb Alperts bumpet preformance last night?
Person 2: Yeah bruh I started tearing up or maybe that was the shit smell.
by THeHORNyMAN April 21, 2020
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