1 definition by THIS IS NOT MY NICKNAME
He is the Greek god of sexiness, has 12 penises each one 12 inches. Attracts seagulls and is our lord and savior Jesus. Watch out from him if you meet him as he is the ultimate meme lord. He has the power to make people cum out of their ears and has a weird fetish for green things. Never eat broccoli in front of him or he will fuck your food and make you eat it through your nose hole. If you ever meet him....RUN IN THE NAME OF GOD HE WILL RAPE YOUR SOUL OUT.
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by THIS IS NOT MY NICKNAME February 25, 2017