55 definitions by THE REAL MAYO MAN
C2: Granola bar
Other C2: Granola bar
C2: Granola bar
Other C2: Granola bar
C2: Granola bar
Other C2: Granola bar
C2: Granola bar
Other C2: Granola bar
C2: Granola bar
Other C2: Granola bar
C2:
Other C2: Granola bar
C2: Granola bar
Other C2: Granola bar
C2: Granola bar
Other C2: Granola bar
C2: Granola bar
Other C2: Granola bar
C2: Granola bar
Other C2: Granola bar
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by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 18, 2021
by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 25, 2022
PETA: *kills 10,000 pets and doesn't care*
Also PETA: *shits their pants because someone is trying to enjoy a glass of milk*
Also PETA: *shits their pants because someone is trying to enjoy a glass of milk*
by THE REAL MAYO MAN June 28, 2021
A type of reptile substrate made out of 100% calcium carbonate. Known for it's ability to cause severe impaction, calcium sand is hated by most reptile enthusiasts.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 17, 2020
A blanket that is used only during masturbation; usually used by men who don't want to get semen on their normal blanket.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN October 17, 2021
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by THE REAL MAYO MAN October 11, 2022
C + 2: Ok, now that you're my friend... YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME THAT GRANOLA BAR!
Person 37: Ok... Wait, what?
Person 37: Ok... Wait, what?
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021