55 definitions by THE REAL MAYO MAN

Granola bar

What the true meaning of friendship.

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 18, 2021

Lang Belta

Language spoken by the Belters in The Expanse

Lang Belta words include beltalowda and kaka felota

by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 25, 2022

PETA

Pieces of shit.

PETA: *kills 10,000 pets and doesn't care*

Also PETA: *shits their pants because someone is trying to enjoy a glass of milk*

by THE REAL MAYO MAN June 28, 2021

calcium sand

A type of reptile substrate made out of 100% calcium carbonate. Known for it's ability to cause severe impaction, calcium sand is hated by most reptile enthusiasts.

I uSeD cAlCiUm SaNd WiTh My LeOpArD gEcKo AnD hE lIvEd HiS fUlL 3 YeAr LiFeSpAn!!!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 17, 2020

cumblanket

A blanket that is used only during masturbation; usually used by men who don't want to get semen on their normal blanket.

John: Can I borrow that blanket?
Robert: Nope, that's my cumblanket.
John: Gross, dude!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN October 17, 2021

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...fuck

by THE REAL MAYO MAN October 11, 2022

C + 2

C + 2 = C2, and a C2 is someone who creates fake friendships to get granola bars.

(See: C2)

C + 2: Ok, now that you're my friend... YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME THAT GRANOLA BAR!

Person 37: Ok... Wait, what?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021