4 definitions by TF2_Fan69

TF2

A game karens think is very violent and don't want their "Little Angels" Playing it.

Karen: TF2 HAS SO MUCH BLOOD IT SHOULD BE RATED 18+ I WON'T LET MY SON PLAY IT
TF2 Fan: Yo chill it's just an fps and your son is 7
Karen: WhAtS aN fPs?
TF2 Fan: Bruh

by TF2_Fan69 December 3, 2020

Suckon

SUCKON DEEZ NUTS LOL GOTTEM

Person #1: A famous dude named suckon died of ligma recently
Person #2: Who tf is suckon?
Person#1: SUCKON DEEZ NUTS
Person#2: That lame joke is overrated...
Person #1: BUT IT IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS INNIT
Person #1: You bri'ish aint you
Person #1: YEAH I AM- hol up did u say bri'ish
Person #2: LOL YOU BRI'ISH YOU DRINKIN YOUR BLOODY CUPS O TEA AND EATING YOUR SALTY CRISPS
Person #1: That lame joke is overrated...
Person #2: HELL YEAH IT IS

by TF2_Fan69 May 6, 2021

In my 15 years of teaching...

When the teacher sits on her desk and says this, you *know* the entire class failed.

Friend: hey what did you get for math finals
You: I's got an f+
Friend: Oof
You: ikr
Teacher: *sits down on desk*
Friend: oh no here it comes
You: what comes?
Teacher: In my 15 years of teaching... I have never seen so many people fail the finals. It's literally THE FINALS!
*continues ranting for 3 hours*
Teacher: *takes a deep breath* Ya get that!?
Everyone: omfg finally

by TF2_Fan69 August 4, 2021

Florida

Hell on earth.
The people are crazy there.
There its 10000 degrees 24/7.
GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Juan: Oye compadre! ¿Remember when we lived in Florida?
Santiago: *War Flashbacks*
Juan: Bro? Estas alright?
Santiago: ...
Juan: Comp-
Santiago: YOU CANNOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO! NOT EVEN SOCIETY CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO! IM GOING TO BREAK IN SOMEONES HOUSE AND COOK MY BREAKFAST IN THERE! IM GONNA DRINK 7.12 GALLONS OF COOKING OIL! IDGAF ABOUT MY OR ANYONE LIFE! IM GONNA HIJACK A BUS AND DRIVE IT INTO THE GULF OF MEXICO WHICH IS 3.574 MILES FROM HERE!
Juan: He's gone full loco! He's even using the imperial system!

by TF2_Fan69 May 6, 2021