T-Dog jenkins's definitions

Newhart

A tv show with Bob Newhart on it.
he lived in vermont with his lovers, Darrell and Darrell and Darrell. Newhart died of leg cancer.

Friend 1: Hey did you watch Newhart?

Friend 2: No, I was beating my son.

by T-Dog Jenkins April 30, 2004

DOC

Department of Corrections. They are well known for running the prison system. A guy by the name of DOC also describes himself as Dr. Dre's homie.

The DOC runs the jail in which I serve.

by T-Dog Jenkins April 20, 2005

bloody mother

hennessy and tomato juice.

Bloody Marys are for Honky mutha fuckas.
In the community, we drink bloody mothers.

We sat around the house, drinking bloody mothers, after finishing the poetry reading.

by T-Dog Jenkins October 12, 2004

matador

to lose credibility. related to the once superb label outta Jersey that now sucks shit.

Damn, Yep Roc got totally matadored.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 24, 2005

Hash

a breakfast staple made out of the leavings from dinner. If it comes out of a can, it ain't hash.

Mom turned the leftovers into hash.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 10, 2005

stew

(n.) buscuit dip. indigenous to crockpots.

i sure love that stew. It makes them buscuits even better.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 6, 2005

Farting in a Bottle

the only joy I have left. It makes a distinct sound that you must hear to believe.

Damn, I can't afford cable anymore, time to increase my farting in a bottle quotient.

by T-Dog Jenkins July 21, 2004