T-Dog jenkins's definitions

Michaelmas

Michaelmas, Christian feast of St. Michael the Archangel, celebrated in the Western churches on September 29 and in the Eastern Church on November 8. Typically, families gather for a dinner of goose on Michaelmas. The monday following Michaelmas is often the starting point of the semester at English Universities.

I love it when we have goose for Michaelmas.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 20, 2005

IHOP

IHOP is America's Teahouse

IHOP is America's Teahouse.

by T-Dog Jenkins December 29, 2004

Pont Champlain

The bridge one takes into Montreal if you are headed in from the Southside of the island. This is known as Anglo-Soul Glo-After the Party it's off to the bowling alley with Sally, Chief O'Malley, and Rand-McNally, Cali. That is, if you just ate a sheet of pot-brownies like I did.

I took Pont Champlain into Montreal. It was the most beautiful bridge I rode on all day. Believe me, I seen a lot of fucking bridges today, Daddy.

by T-Dog Jenkins December 28, 2005

Texas Bubble Gum Machine

A state trooper's car, usually from the Lone Star State. The term became popularized in the film "Smokey and the Bandit."

We just passed a Texas Bubble Gum Machine at 100 Miles Per Hour.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 24, 2005

Beardcore

A subgenre of indie music characterized by folk or country-twinged songwriters who intertwine wistfulness and irony in such a way that each element cannot be plucked from the tune. They also wear beards. The most well known purveyors of this genre are Iron & Wine and Will Oldham.

Damn, I love that Beardcore music. Rivers Cuomo is such an enema.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 6, 2005

cabbage night

A term for the night before Halloween used in Vermont. This night is referred to as mischief night in many parts of the United States. On Cabbage Night, children who live in rural areas (i.e. the entire state) go out into the crops and collect rotten veggies. Then they go to the homes of prominent people in town: wealthy old spinsters that don't out candy, the town banker who forcloses on family farms, or the fucker that runs the general store. Don't get me started at that sum bitch. He thinks he can get a buck fifty for a fucking pepsi. All he's gonna get from me in a cabbage through the windshield of his Dodge.

Cabbage Night is fun.

by T-Dog Jenkins July 28, 2005

birkenstocks

slippers for lesbians

The gym teacher wore birkenstocks to the sleepover.

by T-Dog Jenkins January 23, 2005