T-Dog jenkins's definitions

Portman

(v.) to render something that was long enjoyable completely unpleasureable. For example, Star Wars or the Shins. The term came into use in reference to the stylings of one Natalie Portman, a terrible actress that wiped her ass with the Legacy of Star Wars and ruined the Shins by offering their music up as a lifechanging experience in the film "Garden State."

Shit! What is she going to Portman next? Dylan Thomas?

by T-Dog Jenkins March 20, 2005

potbelly

1) a heavy, wood stove popular in the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries.
2) an insult, in reference to someone with a large stomach.

My cousin eats too many burgers; you can tell this from his potbelly.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 10, 2005

hayseed

derogatory term for a rural member of the American working class. This cutesy term has a demonizing impact on class consciousness, segregating the rural worker from his urban counterpart.

Hayseeds go back to the country, never to be heard from again.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 16, 2005

MIT

(n.) The Georgia Tech of the North.

MIT is like DeVry on stilts.

by T-Dog Jenkins January 23, 2005

Westmount

the wealthy neighborhood in Montreal populated primarily by Anglos. It is full of WASP arrogance and when the revolution comes, the Joual will wipe them all out!

Quebec would be better without all the English speakers in Westmount.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 20, 2005

lilith

(adj.) engaging in activities stereotypically associated with lesbians.

Those birkenstocks are so lilith.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 30, 2008

Admiral Akbar

It's a Trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a Trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by T-Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004