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Lowriding

When one sits on the toilet with no seat down so as to sink into the toilet bowl as much as possible to have his/her buttocks closer to the water line, thus reducing the risk of a water splash-back incident (also known as a "fitzgerlad")

Guy #1: Hey man how did you go on the crapper the other night after that pie eating competition, did you end up with a Fitzgerald???

Guy #2: Na bro I just executed the lowriding position and all was well.

Guy #1: Genius!

by Swinno87 May 30, 2013