Guin·ness Slump (gin'iss slump)
1. The state of being on such a long
dry spell that it dares to compete
for longest slump in history, ergo being submitted to the Guinness Book
of World Records.
i.e. Your best excuse
for sleeping with someone highly unattractive, but one that gets
you made fun of nonetheless.
Guy 1: Dude Lindsey is lookin' fine
tonight man, why don't you jump
on that shit? She'd so let you smash.
Guy 2: Dude, I don't even think I remember
how to smash. I'm on a fuckin' Guinness Slump here...
Guy 1: LOL!