Definitions by Sweet Edwin

joacked 

can replace any verb. used like smurf or marklar.
Usually used when something bad happens.

I joacked my cock in that tight par three's ass.
The other day i joacked my hammy falling down the stairs.
I got joacked when i fell into a tub of sweet brown cash.
This whore is joacking my back pussy.
If you don't shut your piehole I'm going to joack your face!

joacked by sweet edwin December 25, 2007

Sweet Aberdeen 

a phrase used when ur in complete shock or excitement.

edwin: JOY! dont touch my ass
joy: i didnt.. dont believe him hes lieing
luke: SWEET Aberdeen!! ur a fag joy

Sweet Aberdeen by Sweet Edwin April 12, 2007

shits 

similar to calling fives on a seat. but you call shits so you can go drop a deuce and still have ur seat when u come back

Edwin: fuck dude i gotta take the browns to the super bowl if u know what i mean.
Tony: yea dude i totally know what u mean
Joy: oh man im totally taking ur seat, theres no way u get back in time for fives
Edwin: oh yea? SHITS!! pussy

shits by Sweet Edwin March 26, 2007