Swedish Bob's definitions

green bay packers

A group of homosexual men that takes turns being pleasured by the biggest fag ever, Bret Favre.

i heard all the green bay packers are gay. the bears are so much better. brett is so old and shitty. i hope he never retires

by Swedish Bob September 17, 2008

quarter whore

A girl that needs quarters to do laundry. She is willing to steal expensive objects from people(usually gold) in order to sell them to get more quarters. The best way to stop a quarter whore is to yell out "Dammit woman, give me back my quarters".

Maureen: Ha Ha, I stole your money.
Unsespecting guy: Dammit woman, give me back my change.
Maureen:Okay, here are your quarters.
Unsespecting guy: You are such a quarter whore

by Swedish Bob September 28, 2006

chos

chos is another word for nachos. it is nachos without the "na" part.

Hey Harrison, can I gank some of your chos.

by Swedish Bob October 5, 2006

brawny man

A lumberjack of epic power and unequaled greatness. A decendent of mighty pirates kings of old. A follower of Odin and Thor, the Norse gods of war,thunder,and kickassness. Able to chop down entire forests and process them into paper towels in a single day. He wears plaid all the time except for the occasonal Hawaiin shirt when he is feeling festive. He frequently consorts with Valkeries,housewives,and the occansional quarter whore.

Highly attractive housewife: I just wish i had some paper towels.
Brawny Man: Here are some towels mam.
Highly attractive housewife: That plaid makes me dizzy, oh i feel faint..
Brawny Man: Sorry, you aren't my type...maybe if you were naked and painted blue. You don't except quarters do you?

by Swedish Bob December 9, 2006