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2 definitions by SuzaK

 
1.
noun.

A sock used by a soldier to masturbate and ejaculate into so the process of clean-up is more efficient.
Dude, I totally found Spec. Stockman's happy sock in my laundry and now my pants are all stained.

Sarge told me to get a happy sock, and quit getting the linens all sticky.
by SuzaK March 18, 2006
 
2.
Noun.

While having sex doggie style, the male spits on the female partner's back, causing her to erroneously believe he came; then, when she rolls over, he ejaculates on her face, creating a "zombie mask" of cum.

Syn. houdini
Jen was pretty trashed after the party, so she had no clue I was about to give her a zombie mask whilst we were fucking.
by SuzaK March 18, 2006