7 definitions by Sussus Hapus
Also known as the Huibonhoe Cameltoe. An unnatural phenomenon that only occurs to female Asians/Hapas that suck up to white conservatives, it results in the swelling of female genitalia to the extent that it is permanently visible and incapable of concealment. Not caused by an STD or a Venereal disease, but rather sycophancy, nymphomania and an extremely bloated ego.
Guy 1: What is wrong with her? Ever since she joined TPUSA, she has become incredibly insufferable and her lady parts are visibly disfigured.
Guy 2: She can’t be saved. She has developed the Huibonhoa Cameltoe, and there is no cure.
Guy 2: She can’t be saved. She has developed the Huibonhoa Cameltoe, and there is no cure.
by Sussus Hapus September 24, 2021
Kate just went to the MGTOW club to have sex with everyone there, what a display of Radical Empathy!
by Sussus Hapus July 2, 2021
Also known as Asian Politigram. A loosely connected offshoot of Politigram featuring disparate (but nonetheless edgy) groups such as Sinonats (Chinese Nationalists), Islamists, Turanists, Anti-Eurocentrists and most devious of all, Fungal Slut Kate. As the name suggests, it is comprised of mostly Asians (with notable exceptions), and nearly everyone hates Europeans despite the fact that they can only speak English.
Guy 1: Dude what the fuck is a Sinonat and a Jon Moment?
Guy 2: You’re probably looking at the shithole that is Asiangram right now.
Guy 2: You’re probably looking at the shithole that is Asiangram right now.
by Sussus Hapus September 24, 2021
by Sussus Hapus September 24, 2021
The Assclapper, by J. Kvndi
I clap my asscheeks when I walk;
Its thunderous sound I cannot conceal.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
My great posterior would make Atlas gawk;
Hefty and round like spheres of steel.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk.
You mock me whenever I talk;
Thinking me as smart as a slab of veal.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
I’m not a meathead like you mock;
I just have a rear like automobiles.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk.
You call me someone that thinks with my cock;
You decry my friends as misdeals.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
I am an asscheek clapping jock,
And no act can make me otherwise feel.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk,
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk;
Its thunderous sound I cannot conceal.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
My great posterior would make Atlas gawk;
Hefty and round like spheres of steel.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk.
You mock me whenever I talk;
Thinking me as smart as a slab of veal.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
I’m not a meathead like you mock;
I just have a rear like automobiles.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk.
You call me someone that thinks with my cock;
You decry my friends as misdeals.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
I am an asscheek clapping jock,
And no act can make me otherwise feel.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk,
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.
by Sussus Hapus September 24, 2021
A sweaty, sexually promiscuous woman that suffers from severe fungal infections due to sexual transmission or poor hygiene.
by Sussus Hapus July 2, 2021
A form of irony part-venerating, part-mocking, part-fearing mushrooms, molds, lichens and all other forms of fungi.
by Sussus Hapus September 24, 2021