10 definitions by Supersingleton

euphoria glasses

When somebody is wide-eyed and constantly spacing out because they are obsessed with thinking about something exciting that will happen to them soon.

Dude, Ethan is going to homecoming with Lynn tomorrow, no wonder he has his euphoria glasses on.

by Supersingleton January 2, 2010

Soccer Reject

A kid who plays soccer from a young age, then quits at around 12 or 13 because he finally realizes that he cannot play as well as most other people in his league.

Wow I thought that guy was good at soccer, because he played for like 6 years, but I guess he's just a soccer reject.

by Supersingleton December 24, 2009

demophiliac

A person who takes up a sudden obsession with the supernatural.

Tim: Dang man, Steve just bought a weegee board.
Jason: Let him have his fun, hes just a demophiliac.

by Supersingleton December 25, 2009

Free Mason

A man who just broke up with his girlfriend and is excited to get back into the dating world.

Tim: Is that Josh over there?
Jason: Yeah, he's with those three girls.

Tim: Guess he's moving on pretty fast.
Jason: Yeah, he's a free mason.

by Supersingleton December 26, 2009

semi-player

A guy who is capable of getting plenty of women, but every once in a while gets involved in a long relationship.

I think Ethan likes to have fun with women, but every so often he'll get tied down, so he's a semi-player.

by Supersingleton December 25, 2009

Whiteout Moment

When a guy denys relations he has had with a girl he dated or had a one night stand with in the past

Jon: Dude didn't you have sex with Lindsey?
Kevin: No way man, shes not my type.
Jon: Are you sure? Maybe your just having a whiteout moment.

by Supersingleton January 2, 2010

Maroon Date

A blind date that results in the two people having a one night stand.

I set Kyle up with Virginia, and i havent heard from him since last night, guess it was a maroon date

by Supersingleton January 2, 2010