2 definitions by SuperDevilHorns

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1. When somebody has a raging boner in the middle of a school class or lecture.

2. When you get a hand job and it is stopped short, leaving you with a raging boner.
"Dude your boner is HUGE"
*Looks down
"Yeah, I got a MAJOR Hornstalk
by SuperDevilHorns February 24, 2012

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The greatest party ever, though comes with consequences, bringing in many substance abuse deaths primarily exdussy and Roofies, but still fun as hell.
John "Dude why do you look so tired"

Fred "I was at a rave last night and some crazy shit happened!

John "You're alive at least"
by SuperDevilHorns February 24, 2012

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